From the Vault: From Bad to Worse

This one is short by sweet. Basically, it looks like there's a motorcyclist in a pretty tight spot.

1. He's fallen off his motorcycle. If that weren't bad enough...
2. He's also caught on his motorcycle by something that looks like fabric. Maybe a cape. Or a scarf. If that weren't bad enough...
3. There are several sticks of lit DYNAMITE also attached to the bike. If that weren't bad enough...
4. HE'S STUCK THIRTY (estimated) FEET IN THE AIR! ITWBE...
   
5. THERE'S NOTHING BUT A RATTY LOOKING MATTRESS (possibly a large chunk of stinky cheese) TO CATCH HIM!
   

I've had two motorcycles. I have my MC license endorsement and I've completed the ABATE of Indiana Inc. Basic Riders Course. I love motorcycles. I would really like to have another one at some point.

Seriously, it's motorcycle season, be careful out there. Leave the cape at home. Keep the dynamite unlit. Wear a helmet.