Wednesday, August 13, 2008

From the Vault: Fortune Telling

I haven't posted for awhile. I've been a bit busy lately. To get the ball rolling again, here's a gem from the old scrapbook.


From the header of the paper, this was a "make-believe diary" of what I thoughts I would be doing ten years from the time I filled it out. So, here's what nine-year-old Brett thought nineteen-year-old Brett's day would be like. I'm reprinting them here for clarity and for spelling correctness:

7:00I will be going to college.
8:00I will be going to classes.
9:00In computer room.
10:00Going to vet (veterinary) school.
11:00In artist class.
12:00I will be eating at Arby's.
1:00In library.
2:00In scientist school.
3:00Watching television.
4:00Eating dinner.
5:00Getting ready to go to arcade.
6:00Going to the video arcade.
7:00In the video arcade.

First off, I love the spellings/misspellings. Sintest school? Arabys?

But my favorites have to be my plans for the last three timeslots. That's three documented hours dedicated to the arcade. There's a full hour just to prepare (probably doing some kind of hand stretching). Another hour to get there. And at least one hour playing games. I have to assume there would be a fourth hour to get home. There's also probably an undocumented fifth hour to cool down from the intense gaming. And I have to think nineteen-year-old Brett wouldn't invest four hours in arcade warm-up/cool-down/travel for a single hour at the arcade. Surely there's another hour or two of gaming. That's six or seven hours or arcade! Where on earth would I find to time to keep up with my art school studies?

1 comment:

Matt Moberly said...

Dinner at 4:00? Apparently pro-gamers have the same eating schedule as senior citizens. And probably the same bouts of arthritis, explaining the hour of prep time to limber up.

I'm sure it's just one in a myriad of future-Brett's arcade-related health issues, including forearms splints and cauliflower thumb.